officialpigeon:

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

Today was exhausting.

softpluto:

irish-luthor:

y’all ever want a pretty girl to just.. boss u around a little bit

just say ur a bottom

nerd-husbands:

hanaita:

fuck yall and your bad boys. wheres my bad girls. wheres my secretive and mysterious love interest. wheres my outcast gf. wheres my cat rescuing, leather wearing, motorcycle riding wife???

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When did the holidays get so stressful. Lol it was so much easier when one of us wasn’t talking to our families.

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dvcamerons:

Side effects may include loss of family, loss of friends, unemployment.

trippyytrip:

Sit on my lap and kiss me

gaypeopletwitter:

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